Blondes

Speaking of blondes, a few jokes about us :) that I truly adore. Read please:

• What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.
  
• What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
  
• Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first.
  
• Why are most blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them (hehhe eye for an eye)
  
• A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?" The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"
  
• A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a TV. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want to buy this television," she says. The salesman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here." She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store. "I want to buy this television." she says to the salesman, getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here." She leaves again, frustrated. She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman. "Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any problems." To which the salesman replies, "Sorry Miss, we don't serve blondes." Fed up with this, she cries, "How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well, Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"

Aqua Aerobics

Half an hour ago I came back from my aqua aerobics classes (monkeying, as Vinu calls it). I'm exhausted, but very happy....I realise it sounds weird, but that's the truth. The thing that keeps me so happy after each class is that now I know I do have muscles....heheh. Took me a long time to discover that, but hey, better late than never....and being a blonde is a good excuse as well :)

Desire

Well, time to say a few words about what I'm listening to lately...true that it's Diana Krall most of the time (yes, I know you don't like her, Stu), but while searching for some songs on Limerwire I found this one. It's not my favourite U2 song obviously, but now I just adore listening to it while driving to work early in the morning...Thank God other drivers can't hear me, at least I hope they can't. This song is 20 years old now, would you believe? The times when U2 still sounded like U2, lol. And take a look at Bono - looks cute here (not the hairy chest though, yuk). By the way, May 10th is Bono's 48th birthday...

U2 rules, unlike Rush (ok, I just had to say it)

Borrowed from Vinu

Vinu, hope you don't mind me borrowing this, lol

Congratulations

So I did it. After 10 weeks I completed my online course... logged into the site just a few minutes ago and yes, my name was the first on the list of people who successfully completed all the tasks and passed all exams. Yyypppiiieee.....guess now I need to look for another course hehehe

Funny photos

Haven't they made you smile?

Life is short

Astrology

Hi everyone. Astrology - don't really know whether to believe in it or not, but it's not what I would like to discuss right now. I just know that some things that they say about a particular sign of zodiac happens to be true. I also know from my own experience that I prefer some signs more than others. Many of my best friends are Pisces or Gemini, for example. Coincidence? Maybe. Nevertheless, I checked what astrology says about me - I'm an Aquarian. Well, this is a funny picture that shows all my features. the line at the bottom is the most important:)) If anyone dares not to agree with what the picture shows, feel free to leave a comment...

Optimism

Sometimes we just need something to get us out of a sad mood...a few things help like a good friend you can talk to, a piece of chocolate (or a chocolate bar if things are really bad), a cup of cappuccino, a hug...ohh the list is endless....what I'm trying to say here is sometimes reading such words may help a lot...

You can always be a fine little tree, if you can't be a forrest; a shining star if you can't be the sun, for it's not by the size that you win or fail, but by the best of whatever you are

Stuart II

Hello all (as if there were many of you who read this lol)

anyway, yesterday I managed to make Stuart start his own blog.... so much for my charm :)) Of course in his first post he had to blame me for doing that, but I'm sure that in a while he will thank me for that :))

Well, just go to his blog and leave him a comment.

Welcome to the blogging community Stuart.

Wedding

Well, just noticed that I'm leaving posts every day lately lol. See Stu, the thought that someone may just come and read my blog inspires me a lot heheh, so please keep coming back :)

The thing that I want to leave here today is a wedding photo. They are usually terrible and majority of them look the same. This one is just amazing, don't you think?

Daydreaming

Imagine, a cloudy and rainy day, you're back home, but tired after work and then you just start daydreaming about being in a different place (not that difficult to do, isnt it?)...a sunny hot beach...it coud be any place in the world...Bora Bora, Greece (hint hint) or Croatia lol...just imagine having no worries, just lazying aroud doing nothing...awww

Stuart

Welcome everyone...though I know I should rather say welcome Stuart...because you're the only person reading this blog heheh. Anyway, welcome Stu. This post is just for you. Since you once said I don't show my emotions easily, I thought that there's no better place for me to show them....well, to cut a long story short I will just say that I adore you and I am really happy that we are friends, really close friends...and even though you are a monster sometimes you're adorable. Don't ever change...mwa mwa mwa.

A hug

Ok, many pages could be written trying to describe certain things...being an emotional being, sometimes too emotional (though not as much as Stuart is)...today I just terribly need a hug...

Quotes

Well, a few more quotes that I came across recently. Like all of them, especially the ones by Oscar Wide, that guy was great....and Irish heheh.

• The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it (absolutely love this one)
• Unnecessary things are our only necessities (lol)
• One can aways be kind to people about whom one cares nothing (so true!)
• I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability (!!)
• Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more (yeaahhh)
• Don't hurry, don't worry. You're only here for a short visit. So be sure and stop to smell the flowers, Walter Hagen
• Always remember you are absolutely unique, just like everybody else (hehehe)

Well, that's it for today. Special thanks for Stuart who is the only person coming here apart from me :)

Take me to Ireland

Well, sometimes I just get some emails with lots of different photos. Lately, I got an Irish one with wonderful pics from Ireland...just showing you the one I like most....though the rest was impressive as well. Now, who wouldn't want to go to Ireland? I would....so when are we going?

Just think

Peel me a grape

Just the song that I can't stop listening to....and a few more by Diana Krall, my new discovery worth paying attention to.